Ro's first encounter with "Santa"

So we decided to go to the mall and meet Santa. Of course, Santa is one strange looking dude with a rather loud suit and so we anticipated some anxiety on Ro's part. "Santa" was a ringin' those bells and HO-HO-HOing like a mad man and Rowan immediately made his opinion of "Santa" KNOWN. Kids are the best weirdo meters going and thus I was faced with the realization that this man in red was clearly NOT the REAL Santa! Ya....I said it. The Santa at the mall is indeed an imposter. What a slap in the face! I watched baby after toddler after baby scream they're brains out on Santa's thin knees. And I don't buy that Santa's helper bit either. Santa is deliciously magical to anyone's standards. If he can find 9 crazy ass reindeer to aid in levitating and flying a giant wood crate around the entire globe in one night, I'm certain that he can manage an appearance or two at the mall. Oh well.......maybe next year.